LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SEPARATE FRAMES I HAVE WANTED TO SEE THEM FOREVER
WHERE DID THE SAILBOAT GO
-\_(“/)_/- oh well”/
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
- People: Aren't you going a bit overboard?
- Me: *surrounded by pumpkins and candles and sweaters* Idk what you mean?
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
I have no idea what’s going on
Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.
In honor of Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright coming out tomorrow I made this to inspire us all to be like the Professor and find a puzzle in everything.
has this been done?
Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire
I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any.
I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.
Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”
He is too grown lmao 😂😂
Lololol this was hilarious
HE IS SO DONE ROFL